June 09, 2014

Joke Of The Day : Val and Titi


Val and Titi are friends. Val is 6-years-old while Titi is  5.
One day they were arguing about the differences between a man and a woman. Val argues that men are better than women but Titi insists that women are the better of the sexes.
"What a man can do, a woman can do better," little Titi piped.

May 15, 2014

Patience Ozokwor Attacks Masquerade

    
The fear of Patience Ozokwor in Nollywood movies is actually the begining of wisdom .

The photo is from a scene in a movie

LoL : Senator Yerima Lends his support to #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS

why on earth would Senator Yerima say “Bring back Our girls”? oh sorry is that #bringbackourbrides!? LoL
Yerima we dont need your help, you are a suspect......

May 13, 2014

Nigerian Supporters Club Wants 62 Million Condoms For 2014 World Cup

The Nigeria Football and other Sports Supporters Club (NFSSC) on Monday demanded for the provision of 62 million condoms for fans attending the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil. Rafiu Ladipo, President-General of NFSSC, who made the demand in Abuja, appealed to the United Nations Programme on HIV and AIDS (UNAIDS) to take the demand very seriously.

Nigeria Football Supporters Club in South Africa Nigeria Football Supporters Club in South Africa Ladipo’s appeal came on the heels of assurance by Bilali Camara, UNAIDS Country Director, that two million condoms would be provided for the entire duration of the 2014 World Cup.

May 12, 2014

Help! He plays Nairabet for a living!


I came across this funny article while surfing the net and i decided to share... read below......
Sammy and I met a few blocks from my house and believe it or not, the chemistry was palpable. We shared banter. He laughed at all my jokes. He was a perfect description of a hunk, tall, dark and handsome, just the way I like them…
On our fourth date, the butterflies were already bursting out of my tummy. I actually liked this guy! I could see this becoming a thing.
When he dropped me off that evening, he learned forward to kiss me but I had my inhibitions. I realised all I knew about him was his name and the sound of his laughter.
I suggested we hold off for a while and just try and get to know each other better first.
“Okay, , ask me questions.” He muttered with a sigh.
I began interrogating him. All my questions came with monosyllabic replies.
“What do you even do for a living?” I asked casually.