Val and Titi are friends. Val is 6-years-old while Titi is
5.
One day
they were arguing about the differences between a man and a woman. Val argues
that men are better than women but Titi insists that women are the better of
the sexes.
"What a man can do, a woman can do better," little Titi piped.
Val
looked as her and smiled.
"I don't think so," he retorted.
He unzips
his knickers and removes his trouser.
"Here's something I have that you'll never have!" he says pointing to his p3nis.
Titi is
very sad, knowing that she doesn't have a penis. She starts crying and runs
home to her mother.
Twenty
minutes later, Titi comes back with a big smile on her face.
"Do you now agree that men are better," Val asked.
"No, way," she answered. She lifts up
her skirt and drops her bum shorts...
"You see this," she said pointing to her pubic region, "my Mummy says with one of
these, I can get as many of yours that I want!"
With that
she walks away and leaves little Val confused...
One word for the mummy?
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