June 09, 2014

Joke Of The Day : Val and Titi


Val and Titi are friends. Val is 6-years-old while Titi is  5.
One day they were arguing about the differences between a man and a woman. Val argues that men are better than women but Titi insists that women are the better of the sexes.
"What a man can do, a woman can do better," little Titi piped.

May 13, 2014

TOO FUNNY! See Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders

 

  Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders Please Read: 
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)


2. The President was once a child
and the senators were once a
children.



3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

April 28, 2014

Joke of the Day....

James is a house boy who drinks his boss wine then adds water. His boss became suspicious and decided to change the brand of his wine, so he bought pasties, a wine that turns milky when water is added (just like detol).
As usual James drank from the wine topped it with water and immediately the wine became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When his boss came back and saw the changed wine, he knew he had nailed James. James knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in the kitchen. The boss having told his wife what he observed now swang into action. "James!" he called from the sitting room. He answered: "yes Oga" "who drank my wine? Jame didn't answer. The boss asked again,still no answer. Then his boss went to the kitchen to meet him there. "Are you insane or what? When I called, you said "yes Oga" but when I asked you a question you didn't answer me? James replied, "hmmmn oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all except your name".

April 06, 2014

Joke of the day (rib cracking)


Teacher: Today, We are talking about “Question Tags”.
Examples; She is Coming, isn’t she?. They have eaten,
haven’t they?....
Teacher: Who can give another Example?.
Jonso: we are goin to chop the yam today,
Chopn’t we?
Teacher: What kind of sentence is that? Please who
can Correct him?
Chipo: Teacher don’t mind him jare, the
correct one is, we are going to chop the yams today,
Yamn’t we?
The teacher fainted!