Joke of the Day....

James is a house boy who drinks his boss wine then adds water. His boss became suspicious and decided to change the brand of his wine, so he bought pasties, a wine that turns milky when water is added (just like detol).
As usual James drank from the wine topped it with water and immediately the wine became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When his boss came back and saw the changed wine, he knew he had nailed James. James knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in the kitchen. The boss having told his wife what he observed now swang into action. "James!" he called from the sitting room. He answered: "yes Oga" "who drank my wine? Jame didn't answer. The boss asked again,still no answer. Then his boss went to the kitchen to meet him there. "Are you insane or what? When I called, you said "yes Oga" but when I asked you a question you didn't answer me? James replied, "hmmmn oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all except your name".
"Is that so?" his boss asking his wife, "OKay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen then, you ask me a question" James accepted. Then he shouted: "Oga". "Yes James". "Oga who goes into Aunty Yetunde's bedroom at midnight when madam is not at home? No answer. James shouted: "Boss I say, who dey sneak into Aunty Yetunde's room when Madam no dey. Still no answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never end ooo!! James, it's true ooo. When one is in the kitchen, he doesn't hear anything except one's name." The wife interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie." James asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen and be tested and she agreed. James shouted "Madam", she answered. "Yes James". James asked madam, "Who's Junior's biological father? Me or Oga? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "It's true dear, this kitchen needs to be fumigated ooo!!! I can't understand anything......