Teacher bags 15 Month Jail Sentence for Using “Allah” on Twitter

A teacher in Turkey has been jailed for ‘humiliating religious values’ after using the name “Allah C.C.” as his Twitter handle.
The man, Ertan P, was accused by prosecutors of  “writing harmful content for including the name of God and the Prophet,” Daily Mail reports.

Second Coming of Jesus Won't Happen As Jesus Was Drunk When He made the Promise - Vatican

According to spokesperson for the Vatican, Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore, the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore has officially announced that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. But he urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Salvadore said, "We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it. It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else."